The towel falls out
When the towel grows wings
When everything’s all over the place in your bag (which let’s face it, is often the case, however often you clear it out), it’s easy for something to fly out of it when you least want it to. Believe us, you wouldn’t be the first person to find a sanitary towel hits the floor when taking out schoolbooks or lip balm. If someone gives you a funny look or says something daft, just stare back and use one of the following comments:
- What? Haven’t you seen a towel before? Just so as you know, it’s a type of sanitary protection.
- Yes, I’ve got my period. Any more questions?
- This towel’s wings are so good, it keeps trying to take off. It’s a real pain.
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